We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared
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Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
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i feel like the mantis is always contemplating something i bet they know a lot of freaky secrets
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#i think we all wanted to grow up to be ferris #but we ended up becoming cameron instead
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hey good lookin' what's cookin'?
Currently Cookies and Cream Pop-Tarts.